30 Juli 2005

I'm in my room packing for Austria. I am packing a box to ship, and so far it is full of sweaters, jackets, dance shoes, and ski clothes. My life in a box, I suppose. I am going to California in less than two weeks. I leave a month from tomorrow for Austria. Fuck! Whoa! Yay! 

Oh, look the
> >>*AFS ANTHEM*
> >>
> >>Exchanges, exchanges a long way from home,
> >>We're highly obnoxious so leave us alone!
> >>We drink when we're thirsty; we drink when we're dry,
> >>We drink till we're motherless and then we get high!
> >>
> >>CHORUS:
> >>We are exchanges, exchanges, we live it up we do,
> >>So pass some more 'Tequila 2'!
> >>
> >>If the ocean was whisky and I was a duck,
> >>I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up.
> >>But the ocean isn't whisky and I'm not a duck,
> >>So let's go to Munich and have a good fuck!
> >>
> >>Host brothers, host sisters, we love them a lot -
> >>As a matter of fact they can be pretty hot!
> >>We like to give kisses; we like to give hits,
> >>But too many kisses get us in deep shit!
> >>
> >>Someday we'll be doctors, someday engineers,
> >>But right at this moment, we're into our beers!
> >>No drinking, no driving, no dating, no grass -
> >>These AFS rules are a pain in the ass!!!
> >>
> >>We like to eat chocolate, we like to eat cake
> >>We like to eat ice cream and gain lots of weight

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> >>Our butts may be fat and our thighs may grow
> >>But give us a chance and we'll give you a blow!
> >>
> >>We're highly disorganized; we're fucked in the head,
> >>We just hope one day we don't drink ourselves dead!
> >>We like to drink whiskey; we like to drink wine,
> >>So give us a chance and we'll do 69
> >>
> >>We like to party hard - We may be there last,
> >>But that doesn't matter cause we drink really fast!
> >>At the end of the night we smell like a skunk,
> >>But that doesn't matter because we're probably drunk!
> >>
> >>We don’t do our schoolwork or listen in class
> >>The teachers all think we’re a pain in the ass,
> >>But that doesn't matter, it’s not like we care,
> >>We only came here to slack off for a year!
> >>
> >>We can't speak the language, we may seem really dumb
> >>But that doesn't matter when we're filled up with rum!
> >>We’re representing our countries so proudly
> >>By talking and drinking and singing so loudly!
> >>
> >>We’re learning about culture, we’re promoting world peace
> >>By drinking and sleeping with the people we meet.
> >>We dig this much better than fighting and killing
> >>"Make love, not war" is the goal we’re fulfilling.
> >>
> >>Exchanges like us, we sometimes do wrong,
> >>But give us a chance and we'll sing you a song!
> >>The songs that we sing, we think they're a hit.
> >>But to tell you the truth they're a big load of SHIT